WATCH: Your favourite mega-hot hatches square up

No more arguments at the braai. Spoiler alert. Golf drivers should NOT watch this.

Yes, our friends at CARWOW have been kind enough to settle an ongoing South African dilemma: Who is the fastest them all? Things around the braai just got a little bit heated.

Video length: 5:24, but what you need to know is settled at 2:08.

So, after watching the video, which kid are you?