Golf, pasop! New Kia Ceed arrives swinging

The South Koreans are not playing games with this one. It's a lean, mean, red machine - and they've dropped the apostrophe! Okay...

You, like us, will be disappointed to read that there is unlikely to be a hardcore, hot version of the above sketch, which is a pity because the new Kia Ceed is dying for one! Alas, Kia seem unlikely to do to this Kia what Hyundai did to the i30 - and that there is relevant because they share the same platform and we know full well that it's possible.