Facelifted C63 AMG is still moerse nice!

And - the coolest surname of the year is... Moers! Oh yes. And how's this Mercedes?

We know we’re immature, but when you hear that the boss’ name over at AMG is Tobias Moers, you too will giggle and think: Yoh, that’s moerse cool!

But, what’s moerse cool actually is not only his name, but the new C63 AMG that comes with stuff. Like gloss-chromed exhaust pipes. Nice. And an AMG-spec grill. Nicer!

Then, there’s everything else that it comes with, which is absolutely pointless mentioning here because quite literally they do nothing to change the performance. The C63 AMG S Coupe still hits 100km/h in 3.9 seconds, the saloon in 4 and the cabriolet in 4.1 so it gets you thinking why Mr Moers (I know, we can’t stop laughing either) thought that it was necessary to transplant the E63’s gearbox over into this one.

Because, quite literally, it does not make a difference – for moers’akes!

Then, there’s the driving modes: Slippery, Comfort, Sport, Sport+, Race and Individual, which we’re compelled to mention because we’re trying to figure what the “individual” stands for? A non-conformist hipster who likes their driving mode with a TV cut, short shorts and denim jacket? What a moerse annoying driving mode that must be!

So, what do you think of the C-Class AMG’s facelift? More importantly, can you see a facelift at all? Then, finally, last question: If you could have a cool surname, would you choose Moers?