But oh how we wish we could because a lighter Pista with the Italian flag faded into the seats is just the Ferrari we want.
Jip. How’s this: Another Ferrari so exclusive that not even loyal Ferrari buyers can buy one because you literally have to be selected to be selected to be selected to buy one.
Yes, this is the Piloti Ferrari 488 Pista, which means that you need to be a Ferrari racer to be considered for one, who, you'd be unsurprised to hear, is a person who lives a life that you and I don’t.
Now, if you’re a Ferrari racer, please be a good oke and explain to us how it is that you arrived at this moment in life, and how it is that you made a life of being a Ferrari racer that leads to cars that specifically get made for you?
Were you born talented or were you born rich? Is this the life you chose or did this life choose you?
Well, whatever the case, we don’t really like you but secretly want to be you because how’s this: This Ferrari will boast a unique racing livery inspired by one of their racing cars, which, for you, Mr or Ms Ferrari racer, will also arrive with your unique racing number on the steering wheel (if having it on the outside was not enough) to make you feel like a spoilt brat.
Incidentally, it’s just how we want to feel but alas, this article, and our lives.
Nope, we won’t get the 90 fewer kilograms, which is extremely significant for cars of this purpose and nature.
It means that the standard Pista, the one that only gets to 100km/h in 2.85 seconds will no doubt feel like an age in this Piloti. Although it pushes out the same numbers thanks to the same 529kW bomb, it will make the standard feel like a pasta-packed and lethargic Roman tourist.
No, we don’t know the exact numbers but, as the most powerful V8 ever released in a Ferrari stripped to the bone, they will no doubt be outrageous and we looking forward to hearing.
It will also come in 4 colours by the way, so we’ll let you guess what these are: Rosso Corsa, Blu Tour De France, Nero Daytona and Argento Nürburgring. Yes. Those.
Ah Ferrari. You do you bro. You do you.