New Opel Corsa looking frrresh!

"Prepare your 17s and get that sub out the garage! The new Opel Corsa has been unveiled and bro, it looks rather good. Wouldn't you say?"

Everybody knows somebody who owned the original Opel Corsa, which, when it arrived, was a revelation. But, perhaps more importantly (in those years that followed its unveiling), everyone came to know somebody who took their Opel Corsa and gooi'd on a pair of 17s and threw a sub into the boot.

Guilty as charged...