Try this! A steroid-pumped RS3 for the buggers

The thing has more kWs than sense! Perfect.

We love the Audi RS3 because there's a whole lot to love. The thing smacks city streets like a parliamentary bust-up and cuts through corners like an eThekwini tender process. It's a South African favourite and we love every shade of it! In grey too.

But, what if we told you that German tuner, ABT, has taken the RS3 and done this to it: Sommer fleshed it out even more with little flares and creases, and given it this - 346kW thanks to some kind and loving and German engineering. Schieße!

A new high-tech engine control unit takes its top speed to 284km/h, and 100km/h comes in an undisclosed amount of time. AKA - pretty damn fast we would imagine, which is just the way we like it.

Then, you can also spec the brakes and suspension to match, which should seal the deal if those 19-inches weren't tempting enough. 

Jip. We want one as much as you do!

Are we right? Right indeed.