And we can't think of something we want more.
Of course we love the Hummer H1 because it screams Hoooooooooowzit! Thanks for coming. And sure, you'd spend a million Rand a week on petrol, but hey, who's counting son? Not us.
Now, meet the Black Ops version, which is blacker than black - the blackest thing since Eminem and the coolest car we've since this month. Holy smokes: It's built by Mil-Spec Automotive in the truest heart of America's car-loving world, Detroit.
Imagine it: 'I drive a Kevlar-infused black Hummer from Detroit and I don't give AF'. Now that's what it's all about.
Check it out: They sommer cut it into a bakkie for gees, tuned up the engine and upgraded the suspension and brakes. Now, you can go through diesel even quicker with this: 372kW and 1356Nm of torque from a 6.6-litre Duramax Diesel. Jirre.
Inside, more blackness. And more of it still, all atop a pair of very large, very cool, black, black wheels.
Now, the question you've all been waiting for. The price? Who knows brother. It's not like we're a car magazine or anything so just stare and enjoy.