Hectic! The H1 Black Ops is black

And we can't think of something we want more.

Of course we love the Hummer H1 because it screams Hoooooooooowzit! Thanks for coming. And sure, you'd spend a million Rand a week on petrol, but hey, who's counting son? Not us.

Now, meet the Black Ops version, which is blacker than black - the blackest thing since Eminem and the coolest car we've since this month. Holy smokes: It's built by Mil-Spec Automotive in the truest heart of America's car-loving world, Detroit.

Imagine it: 'I drive a Kevlar-infused black Hummer from Detroit and I don't give AF'. Now that's what it's all about.

Check it out: They sommer cut it into a bakkie for gees, tuned up the engine and upgraded the suspension and brakes. Now, you can go through diesel even quicker with this: 372kW and 1356Nm of torque from a 6.6-litre Duramax Diesel. Jirre.

Inside, more blackness. And more of it still, all atop a pair of very large, very cool, black, black wheels.

Now, the question you've all been waiting for. The price? Who knows brother. It's not like we're a car magazine or anything so just stare and enjoy.