They're back gents. And they're crazier than ever!
Boom! The end of the world is here, which means one of two things. Hlaudi Mostoeneng is president or Kim-Jong Un has just blown up the planet.
Sure, either is as terrifying, but you don't have to worry, do you? Well, not if you own a Rezvani Tank at least because if you do you're bullet-proof, EMP-protected and electrified! Literally, touch it's body and it will electrocute you.
He banna! That's cooler than Ramaphosa with a flat cap and that there is your daily truth. Eat it up.
Now, this - EMP protection. What the EFF is that? Well, when an electro-magnetic pulse from a nuclear bomb wipes out all electronics, you'll be protected. How? Well, if you know let us know because we don't. Jip (and most unfortunately), hashtagging from a Rezvani Tank will be quite possible while the rest of the world burns and isn't that nice to know? #ApocalypseMustFall
For your sake we hope the world does burn. Because, if you bought the Rezvani Tank X, which pushes 746kW through a monstrous V8, you'll be poor AF! But, with no more banks to hound you, you won't have to pay off that R5.4-million debt.
Great news! Great, great, great.
