Gents. The Chevrolet Colarado ZR2 is America's newest bakkie and comes with a rather fine-looking face, a sumputous fat-ass and, awesomely, two red hooks beneath the grille. Nice.
Now, I'm not going to tell you why this is a fantastic bakkie because, well, you have eyes and probably love bakkies already, but I will tell you this - its 2.8-litre turbo diesel sounds just about right and, if bought in this majestic khaki, will truly look the part in the depths of our Kalahari. Mooi!
But, will it be Land Cruiser-level good? Well, what is? Fortunately, neither will have to compete against the other because this Chevvy ain't coming anywhere near our Karoo. Jip. It's America only for this one gents, which is a pity.