Meet the God of the German Sea!

Posaidon! The God of the Sea to most, but crazy-ass German tuner to us.

They've just unveiled their vision of the Mercedes A45 AMG S called the 525. Its name, quite smartly we might add, comes from the 525 brake-horses that it will smash your face with, or in English, the 391 kW that it will use to murder you.

Deadly indeed. 0-100 comes in 3.4 seconds if you’re wondering, which apparently isn’t fast enough. Expect a plus model sometime soon as well if these curves aren’t fat genoeg.